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Quick Slant: TNF - Where These Teams Might Belong Tomorrow
Seahawks @ Bears, Thursday @ 8:15 PM The magnitude of Thursday’s game might be a matter of who you ask; for Chicago, it is that moment, suspended in time before an inevitable impact—where there is no longer hope of avoiding the sickening crunch, the busted glass; there is only
Quick Slant: Christmas Day - Sugar Plums, Championship Payouts, and a Bowl Full of Jelly
Ravens @ Texans, Wednesday @ 4:30 PM ‘Twas the ev’ning of Christmas, and through NRG, Rose the smell of Coors, brisket, and cotton candy. The Texans had clinched the AFC South, And next would come nachos, inserted to mouth. ‘Neath this easy feeling, a rumble did stir, Not by indigestion
Quick Slant: Christmas Day - A Wrap on the 2024 Fantasy Season; May All Your Dreams Come True
Chiefs @ Steelers, Wednesday @ 1:00 PM In western Pennsylvania, there are things to remember and forget; Acrisure Stadium stands as a mighty monolith—a den as feared as the wolves within it—and as a filter directing Pittsburghers to know which is which. There, bold as brass against the Allegheny
Week 17 Rankings
These are PPR redraft rankings, with input from Pat Kerrane, Steph Miller, Daniel Racz, and Sackreligious. Updated: Sunday 12/29 at 12:10 AM eastern. Quarterback 1Josh AllenQBBUFNYJ2Jayden DanielsQBWASATL3Baker MayfieldQBTBCAR4Sam DarnoldQBMINGB5Jared GoffQBDETSF6Brock PurdyQBSFDET7Bryce YoungQBCARTB8Jordan LoveQBGBMIN9Joe FlaccoQBINDNYG10Aaron RodgersQBNYJBUF11Mac JonesQBJAXTEN12Kenny PickettQBPHIDAL13Mason RudolphQBTENJAX14Dorian Thompson-RobinsonQBCLEMIA15Michael Penix Jr.QBATLWAS16Aida
Quick Slant: MNF - This Momentary Distraction
Saints @ Packers, Monday @ 8:15 PM It is fitting that snow is expected in Green Bay on Monday night; the 2024 Saints are reminiscent of Napoleon’s Grande Armée. They swaggered past Week 2, much like Napoleon cantered towards Moscow. Banners flapping in the wind, drunk on hubris and adrenaline;
Quick Slant: SNF - There Are Worse Things Than Being Left for Dead
Buccaneers @ Cowboys, Sunday @ 8:20 PM In the summer of 1993, Galveston hung in limbo—metastable, uncertain, and unbearably hot. The oppressive heat and humidity clung to everything, and breathing air felt like climbing a mountain. The city, once vibrant, had been battered by oil spills in the late ’80s
Week 16 Walkthrough: Sonic Boom
Welcome to the Week 16 Walkthrough. In this article, I'll outline critical fantasy football context for the 16th glorious football Sunday. (The stats below are from PFF, NFLfastR, rbsdm.com, RotoViz, FantasyLabs, Fantasy Points, ESPN, and NFL Next Gen). Subscribers can view the PROE data in a sheet
Week 16 Rankings
These are PPR redraft rankings, with input from Pat Kerrane, Steph Miller, Daniel Racz, and Sackreligious. Updated 12/22 at 11:45 AM EST Quarterback RankNamePositionTeamOpponent1Josh AllenQBBUFNE2Joe BurrowQBCINCLE3Jalen HurtsQBPHIWAS4Jayden DanielsQBWASPHI5Kyler MurrayQBARICAR6Baker MayfieldQBTBDAL7Sam DarnoldQBMINSEA8Jordan LoveQBGBNO9Anthony RichardsonQBINDTEN10Brock PurdyQBSFMIA11Jared GoffQBDETCHI12Caleb WilliamsQBCHIDET13Aaron RodgersQBNYJLAR14Drake MayeQBNEBUF15Tua TagovailoaQBMIASF