Season Long
Quick Slant: MNF - This Incredibly Long Journey Through Attrition (One Last Haymaker)
Lions @ 49ers, Monday @ 8:15 PM I’m not saying Dan Campbell is a vengeful man, but I’m also not certain he wouldn't get a grin out of a little cosmic justice. The Cowboys were gifted a victory against his Lions late last year after a penalty
Quick Slant: SNF - Two Ouroboros-es-es for Christmas
Falcons @ Commanders, Sunday @ 8:20 PM The Ouroboros, an ancient symbol of a serpent devouring its own tail, represents the endless cycle of life, death, and renewal. It embodies the relentless rhythm of existence, where the past and future are forever intertwined, and nothing truly begins or ends. The Atlanta
Week 17 Walkthrough: Saquon Barkley, Legendary
Welcome to the Week 17 Walkthrough. In this article, I'll outline critical fantasy football context for the 17th glorious football Sunday. This is the final Walkthrough of the season — good luck this week and beyond. (The stats below are from PFF, NFLfastR, rbsdm.com, RotoViz, FantasyLabs, Fantasy Points,
Quick Slant: TNF - Where These Teams Might Belong Tomorrow
Seahawks @ Bears, Thursday @ 8:15 PM The magnitude of Thursday’s game might be a matter of who you ask; for Chicago, it is that moment, suspended in time before an inevitable impact—where there is no longer hope of avoiding the sickening crunch, the busted glass; there is only
Quick Slant: Christmas Day - Sugar Plums, Championship Payouts, and a Bowl Full of Jelly
Ravens @ Texans, Wednesday @ 4:30 PM ‘Twas the ev’ning of Christmas, and through NRG, Rose the smell of Coors, brisket, and cotton candy. The Texans had clinched the AFC South, And next would come nachos, inserted to mouth. ‘Neath this easy feeling, a rumble did stir, Not by indigestion
Quick Slant: Christmas Day - A Wrap on the 2024 Fantasy Season; May All Your Dreams Come True
Chiefs @ Steelers, Wednesday @ 1:00 PM In western Pennsylvania, there are things to remember and forget; Acrisure Stadium stands as a mighty monolith—a den as feared as the wolves within it—and as a filter directing Pittsburghers to know which is which. There, bold as brass against the Allegheny
Week 17 Rankings
These are PPR redraft rankings, with input from Pat Kerrane, Steph Miller, Daniel Racz, and Sackreligious. Updated: Sunday 12/29 at 12:10 AM eastern. Quarterback 1Josh AllenQBBUFNYJ2Jayden DanielsQBWASATL3Baker MayfieldQBTBCAR4Sam DarnoldQBMINGB5Jared GoffQBDETSF6Brock PurdyQBSFDET7Bryce YoungQBCARTB8Jordan LoveQBGBMIN9Joe FlaccoQBINDNYG10Aaron RodgersQBNYJBUF11Mac JonesQBJAXTEN12Kenny PickettQBPHIDAL13Mason RudolphQBTENJAX14Dorian Thompson-RobinsonQBCLEMIA15Michael Penix Jr.QBATLWAS16Aida
Quick Slant: MNF - This Momentary Distraction
Saints @ Packers, Monday @ 8:15 PM It is fitting that snow is expected in Green Bay on Monday night; the 2024 Saints are reminiscent of Napoleon’s Grande Armée. They swaggered past Week 2, much like Napoleon cantered towards Moscow. Banners flapping in the wind, drunk on hubris and adrenaline;